*Tension rose in the arena as the dying lapp pulled out his murky hand scythe and started spamming quickstep to avoid certain death.*
By Sada
Lappe
A cold-blooded creature found primarily in service related departments.
It has been known to attack on sight and customers should proceed with extreme caution. It has an extreme temper due to it being suppressed by it's spouse when of duty.
Furthermore it likes cookies and will kill you to get at them.
an old, usually loose vagina, commonly found flapping between the legs of women 50+ years of age. They are usually not desired for sexual intercourse and easily contract sexually transmitted diseases such a Hepatitis and genital warts.
I normally wouldn't have sex with women who have a lappe, but last night I was too drunk to care.
I Shouldn't have banged that Lappe, now my penis is swollen and itchy. It also burns to pee.
By Ryann
Lapp
A now-considered derogatory term for the Sami, a bunch of weird Eskimo-wannabes in NorthernFinland.
A family consisting of Hamish, Hannah, and Harmis. The Lapps are a well known group of sketchy Amish folk within the Amish community who run an underground buttermilkpyramid scheme.
The Lapps: *travel through miles and miles of the vast country side via horse and carriage to continue their shady side business.*
Amish man #1, from afar: *suspicious Amish noises*
