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Leafed
When something unexpected, strange, and indescribable happens to you.

My friend's vacation got canceled at the last minute by Blackout 2003. Then he had to walk 80 blocks home and up 25 flights of stairs with a bum leg and a huge suitcase. Man did he get Leafed.
By Bobbi
Leafed
Of or pertaining to the cannabis plant, getting "blazed", "stoned", smoking some "tree" (hence the leaf origin).

The act of becoming leafed, or leafing, is becoming stoned, or blazing.

"dude, we getting leafed tonight?"

"Bro im still so shot from last nights leaf sesh. can we just get shmaaawww instead?

"no dude im leafing tonight i need to release some stress"

"iight well im not a stone-head so im not leafing, peace leafer"
By Sella
Leaf
A peaceful thing that will take over your yard

What you got against a dang leaf, boi?
By Sella
Leaf
/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.

That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.
By Lavena
Leafed
Getting fucked up off pain killers

In honor of Ryan leaf, I'm gonna take these hydros, perks, and Oxys and get leafed
By Rona
Leaf
To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.

John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.
By Gates
Leaf
verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.

"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."
By Adriane
Leafing
Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.

Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'
By Viola
Leaf~
a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.

man that Leaf~ over there keeps spouting out bullshit
By Nerita
Leaf
1. A usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.

2. A leaflike organ or structure.

3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.

4. A person who enjoys butt secks.

5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.

6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.

7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.

Random Person 1: Oh my God, seriously, Leaf should have her own cooking show!

Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.
By Francesca