Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your
frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the
vinegar strokes. I'm paying you
by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
