Define Lemmiwinks Meaning

alternate spelling - Gerbil king

A gerbil who goes on an amazing adventure and eventually becomes the gerbil king.

Often accompanied by:
1. The Frog King
2. The Sparrow Prince
3. The Catatafish

Notes:
- Must escape the ass of the man so gay
- Is excellent at solving riddles
- Often dons the magic torch helmet
- When confronted with maze of the small intestines, he chooses wisely to reach the stomach rather than certain doom

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

The act if inserting a live Gerbil into one's own anal cavity; often via a plastic tube or pringles can.
-Often performed for anal pleasure.

-Lemmiwinking is considered animal cruelty in many states.

A completely and utterly useless person who often needs guidance with simple tasks.

Lemmiwink's journey is distant , far and fast!
To find his way out of a gay man's ass