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Define Lentil Meaning

Lentil
a person who attempts and fails miserably and embarassasingly at being:

emo
scene
goth
punk
skinhead
headbanger
any other sort of subculture

they usually assume they are very cool by doing this and often proclaim they dont care about these names

FUCK OFF

dude did you see that guy werain eyeliner

yeah what a lentil
By Fifi
Lentil
A state of mind in which you say things with out meaning to.

I was such a lentil last night! I told her that I loved her even though I'm gay!
By Micky
Lentil
a fuckin bean

"ay bud pass the lentils" "sure"
By Maurita
Lentil
Someone who is trying way too hard to fit into the scene or emo crowd.

Dresses in ways that they think are stereotypically emo or scene.

Girl 1: OMG did you see that girl with the bbycks tee shirt and hello kitty hairclips?
Girl 2: I know, urgh, what a lentil
By Tabina
Lentils
A young scene kid or emo kid that's new in town.
Or younger/new generation that only just started being in the city everyday and try to dress up as scene kids but fail really badly.

Ed "What's those noise outside of maccas?"
Scott "It's those goddam lentils hanging around!"
Ed "But isn't lentils... beans?"
Scott "No they're annoying little scene kids"
By Kaile
Lentil
1 - a term used to define a complete and utter moron
2 - Can be used in place of 'Mother'

Sean is a pretty little lentil.

Hassan's tapped Arif's lentil.
By Julina
Tender Lentils
A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"
By Lucy
Skid Lentil
The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.

Oh dear, there's a skid lentil
By Bobbie
Russian Lentil Stew
your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.

"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"
By Joela
Jack-O-Lentil Burger
A Halloween-time burger with lentils!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"
By Loretta