Define Like Real Meaning

Like Real

Jeff: "I'm going out on a hot date tonight."
Matty: "Like real!"
By Jorrie
Like For Real
I mean it. Seriously. I'm not joking.

Stop doing that, like for real! She is wearing that shirt again, like for real?
By Roselin
Just Like In Real Life
A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation

Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life
By Mommy
Like Ya Real Hard
when u like this person really hard and u are just right for each other. and its like, u dont have to love me u just have to like me real hard.

Sam: hey ill be on l8r but im out. like ya real hard.
Laura: ok...like ya real hard.
By Cahra
Real Like Madrid
being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid

guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now
By Glynda
You Actin Like A Real Bitch Right Now
Phrase used on a person who is behaving/speaking in a highly bitchlike manner.

Jonathan: "Al Gore drank my apple juice."
Briana: "You actin like a real bitch right now"
By Maritsa
Just Like In The Reals
Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
By Maisie
Like Real
When thee who called as your friend is helping you out

Oh shit your giving me a bowl like real
By Crystie
Sex Like Real
A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes

Ad: “our game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips
By Selene
Sex Like Real
A word commonly seen in pornographic video game advertisements, in an attempt to convince the viewer that the sex in the game is realistic

Ad: “This game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips
By Sybyl