Define Lindens Meaning

Lindened
verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.

This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.

My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.
By Gwendolen
Lindened
made worse by an attempt at improvement


The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.
By Noell
Lindened
The process of taking something, and in an effort to improve it, making it worse.

Particularly as applied to softwear programs, wherein updates generally result in more bugs than they fix, or more old features broken than new ones introduced.


"He told me he was going to fix my car, but now it's all Lindened and won't even start."
By Sula
Linden
A name for both the male and female gender. Extremely attractive either way. Probably one of the sexiest names in the universe. Anyone named Linden is obviously awesome and hot. Especially if they are a girl.

Random Hot Guy #1: "Bro did you see that Linden chick?"
Random Hot Guy #2: "Dayuumm yeah I did.... she fine...."

Attractive Girl #1: "Did you see Linden?"
Attractive Girl #2: "He is sooo hot!"

The President: "I announce this country, the country of Linden! Because she/he is the hottest person in the world."
By Nissy
Lindens
In the popular online game Second Life the money used in the game are casually called Lindens.

To buy land in Second Life you will need some Lindens.
By Steffane
Linden
An amazing person who is good at everything he does. Smart, cute, caring, and funny. Someone who is easy to love. Girls always fall for him but he only wants one of em.

Who's tht guy over there?

Oh thts Linden

Seriously? Hes cute.

Yeah, i know. and hes minee.
By Virgie
Linden
This girl is damn fine and super hot. She is super generous, and amazing at singing, so unique and funny and socially awkward. She is a poet but just does not know it yet and her lover is the internet and cats. She can even levitate. Damn Africa.

Omg who's dat girl

Linden

Omg does she like pizza? Because i want a pizza that ass. Unf
By Hazel
Linden
The surname of a large extended virtual family which acts as the "gods" (i.e. administrators) of the metaverse known as Second Life. Any avatar with the last name "Linden" is therefore part of an elite upper echelon of Second Life muckety-mucks responsible for new policies/protocols/programming but never responsible for such trivialities as lag, sim crashes, missing inventory items, or gridwide outages.

The hoi polloi are thereby cautioned: if you spot a Linden in-world, approach at your own risk; griefing a Linden may be the ultimate in hilarity but it will likely herald the end of your Second Life.

*Disclaimer: the most friendly of all the Linden family is likely Torley Linden, as witnessed by his uberchirpy trademark "Friendly Greetings" salutation and his many helpful YouTube tutorials.

Q: Why do I keep crashing so much?
A: Because the Lindens hate you, n00b.

Some well known Linden family members:

Philip Linden (founder of Second Life), Torley Linden, Kate Linden, Pathfinder Linden,Teagan Linden
By Amity
Linden
linden loves fortnite and eating hot dogs

man you see linden he sure loves fortnite
By Edi
Linden
A really cute guy who is fairly smart, hilarious, and fun to be around. Most girls see him as a friend, but he is very popular and everyone loves him. Everyone knows him, and he is easy to talk to. He is very artistic. He plays a sport, such as wrestling.

"That guy is so hilarious! He's kinda cute to."
"Oh, thats Linden."
By Hollyanne