A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.
Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
Girl 2 : yeah I scrubbed muh aney with his white rod....I lois laned that bro!!!
By Waly
Lois Lane
When your man makes you hot and bothered but cannot deliver, leaves you wet with no satisfaction and pases out on your ass. You roll him to his stomache, strattle him and cum onto his back once you are done stick the bed sheet to him. Once he wakes for his morning pee taking the sheet with him hence he has been "Lois Laned".
One night I left the room to get something sexy on for my man only to come back and find him sleeping...so without him I finished the deed I then proceeded to Lois Lane him.
