(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a
browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible
substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with
two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*