An art prize for artists too obscure and ludicrous for even the
Turner Prize. Entrants for the Briggsy Prize have included a lamb chop stuffed inside a
small child's mitten, the word "talent" written on an Etch-a-sketch and a Christmas card torn in half next to a copy of the Scunthorpe
Yellow Pages.
Art critic: What piece are you currently working on?
Artist: I've got a
polystyrene box which I've painted purple and filled with baked apples. It represents the pain and despair of missing
a phone call when you're in the shower.
Art critic: Should make the shortlist for the Briggsy Prize.