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Define Lorte Meaning

Lort
Lort is a danish word for 'Shit'.
Often used to describe that a thing/action was bad.

"Det her mad smager af LORT!"
"This food taste of Shit (Lort)!"

"Det var virkelig noget lort, du lavde der."
"That was really a stupid action."
By Kass
Lort
Another way of saying Lord. Like how a southern black woman like Madea says it.

Praise the lort!
By Antonie
Lort
A play on "lord" or "lawd", see also Lordt

Look at this basket of puppies!

Oh my Lort, that's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen!
By Abbie
Lort
Lort on danish means "Shit/poop"

Ram toiletet næste gang med din lort
wich means: Hit the toilet next time with your shit/poop
By Sondra
LORTE
1.A word used in the place of LORD! or GOD!.. a less sinful way of cursing.. along with more mexican way.

2.Can also take the place of: FUCK, damn, shit,Cunt

3. Pronunciation :
LOR (roll the R) - TAY

"Oh my LORTE!"

"lorte!what a LARGE poopstick"

By Yelena
Lort
A person who looks like a witch, or has an absolute monstrous nose.

Get the fuck outta here ugly ass lort
By Honey
Lort`
A word found in many southern Italian dialects which refers to a garden with vegetables found in the typical southern Italian diet, including tomatoes, peppers, onions, cucumbers, eggplant, arugula, and zuchinni.

Yo, you guys got a mean lort` this year. You shoud put up a fence so your dirty neighbors don't take your shit.
By Ashlan
Lorting
lorting, lort, lorty
To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.

I can't wait to get home and lort for a while.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.
By Chicky
LORTS
5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.

"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."
By Lotte
Lort
This is the noise that occurs when a fart passes through bath water.

Whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: LORT!
By Esta