Define Lost Control Meaning

Lost Control
When you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. Infuriated, you stand up and piss all over your keyboard. The pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out "im losing control!!!". Sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you piss.

you remember that guy who takes 2 second piss? Ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.
By Biddy
Lost Control Of My Hoop
Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.

I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.
By Arluene