A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often
wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in
sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be
intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.
"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this
Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of
snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private
rehabilitation clinic."
