One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to
sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible.
Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the
major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.
Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major
Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge
subs...
