Define The Douche Meaning

The Douche
someone known to be very sorry due to the fact of being slow at getting things, very corny, brainless, straight wierd and most of all lacks sense of humor!!!

Dude Remar your the douche forever for a life time and a day!
By Janot
Douche Or No Douche?
Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing.

This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.

Man #1: Sandals with jeans, douche or no douche?
Man #2: Douche.
By Ailee
Douche
someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.

"Wow he's such a Douche"
"That was a Douche move"
By Trixi
Douche
The second stage of being a dick between asshole and jerk

By Philomena
Doucheness

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.
By Shirley
Doucheness
Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.

John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.
By Wendye
Douche
A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.

By Deeanne
Douche
A fucking odd person who likes to annoy the shit out of ppl and have pleasure abt it. They stand out alot due to their abnormalities and other things that ppl hate about them. Feel free to use this as an insult to those you fucking hate. Another word for a douche is nonce.

Dominic: I! Didn't! Eat! Your! CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!
Ray: Stfu you douche, I saw you.
Dominic: Fuck youuuuu! I didn't eat your cheese!!!!!
By Romy
Douche

My ex boyfriend lied to me and started treating me like shit when he met someone else. What a fuckin’ douche.
By Dyan
Douche
Something presented as helpful and beneficial for women when in fact it's wholly unnecessary and can cause more problems down the line. Alternately, a person who might be described in a roughly similar way.

That douche seemed pleasant at first, but really started to irritate me after a few days.
By Liuka