Joe: "Dude, remember Jane from back in High School? Saw her in town today."
Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"
Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin'so low you couldn't see her belt!"
By Georgianna
Mammorious Relationship
When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her gloriousmammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.
Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
The resulting fixation when someone with a nice or just particularly large pair of tits enters your immediate vicinity. Similar to the target-lock of modern laser, heat or radar guided weapons. Can also result from females wearing thinfabrics (sans bra), erect nipples and notable cleavage. Males and Females alike can attain a 'lock-on' status regardless of sexual orientation.