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Manafort
A slurry of shit and urine that's been stewing in a porta potty at the Texas State Fair in 100° weather.

Don't go in there, somebody left a manafort that's unflushable.
By Debora
Manafort
Pretending to be philanthropic and charitable.

Mary offered to water my plants while I was working but she was manafort the whole time by sleeping with my husband.
By Linet
Manaforte
A seductive criminal specialty involving greed, self-promotion, and peddling access to power, devised to fuel a gilded lifestyle.

His manaforte for padding his own resume and pocketbook led him from pinnacle to pit in a very short timeframe.
By Brear
Manaforting
The act of falsifying official documents for positive political or personal gain. Usually done in Adobe PDF.

“I’ve been Manaforting receipts all morning in order to turn this $1,500 tax bill into a refund!”

Also: Manafort: “Paul Manafort didn’t know how to Manafort his own financial statements, so he got Rick Gates to Manafort them for him.”

Also: Manaforted: “Linda was quick to replace the real bank records with the ones she had Manaforted earlier in the day.”
By Ivy
Paul Manafort
When you climb into someone’s asshole and use them as a human meat suit.

Yuppie 1: Did you hear the recent news? Russia Paul Manafort’ed Paul Manafort!
Yuppie 2: Oh yeah, Putin climbed straight into his asshole and used him like a human meat suit.
Yuppie 1: Yeah!
By Kimberlee