Define Maret Meaning

Maret: a school focusing on acedemics, full of incredibly well-rounded, intellectual and talented students who will succeed in life. This is unlike schools like Landon where students cheat on tests. It is also not all boys like STA or not all girls like (NCS) which helps make the kids more ready for society. Even though our mascot isnt great it eats grasshoppers and isnt as weird as quakers. We also take pride in not smoking as much weed as GDS or Field. We are also not a perverted school like Landon.

Possibly the best school in DC, simply because of the kids. Funny, liberal (except for a few pesky connies). Doesn't cheat on SATs, like Landon, doesn't have a cheap mascot, like the Sidwell Fighting Quakers. Some really cool girls and guys go there. They aren't all jocky or bitchy like Landon and St. Albans and NCS. And Willis is really ghetto.

Former drug school, taken over and reformed in 1995 by the "Marjo Regime." Even though it is currently an active construction site, the campus still has many wonderful and interesting facilities such as our plywood walls, flooded bathrooms, inaccessible fourth floor, and the fantasic field (which has recently proved its worth as an excellent duck pond). Also quite possibly living in our field is our commonly overlooked politically incorrect mascot, the frog. Student population is representative of all types of children, filling a range of spoiled, Northwest D.C. rich kids to stereotypical rich, preppy, spoiled kids from Northwest D.C. The construction of Phase 2 of the renovation will bring better equipment and facilities to the arts and sciences departments. Hopefully these efforts will turn out better than the ones we have put towards athletics. Our literary arts magazine kicks ass, seemingly because we suck at everything else. And what's more, we're not Quaker.

dmv private school that causes more mental health issues than any adjacent schools. maret brags about inclusivity but just ask the instagram account black at maret! they tolerate and dismiss bullying and competition.

Another school boasting a lacrosse team that leaves Potomac's playing fields every year covered in human feces, putting up an honorable total of 4 goals to Potomac's 29. although to their credit, the fighting frogs display a certain willpower in their athletics that is to be marvelled at. God bless the little guys, they're trying......
Come to think of it I feel terrible writing this definition.
I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

1. maret
Possibly the best school in DC, simply because of the kids. Funny, liberal (except for a few pesky connies). Doesn't cheat on SATs, like Landon, doesn't have a cheap mascot, like the Sidwell Fighting Quakers. Some really cool girls and guys go there. They aren't all jocky or bitchy like Landon and St. Albans and NCS. And Willis is really ghetto

Hmm... lets get this right, first off landon only has cheated once,and you cant blame that on theyre school, second your just bitter because you suck at sports and you have one field, third cheap mascott? your a fighting frog... mayeb thats the only reason your only back up for that statement is Sidwell friends.. Go frogs!!.. not.

a small mexican child who jumped the uk borders and steals every speck of fooin your house.

a poor ass skool dat can't afford a fucking baseball field and needs 2 play in da middle of a low income community, stealing the field from the people who made/deserve it. FUCK YOU MARET!!

A mix of every private school in northwest dc. thats right, we have the preppy kids, the potheads, the alternateens, the math nerds (who arent even asian), the minorities. wait, who am i kidding, of course we dont have any minorities. As stupid or bitchy as maret kids can be, they get a better education than other dc private schools, though that doesnt matter to them because all other schools are concerned with is sports and not being called a faggot.

Marete is sotho for testicles