1.) Like
reds but the paper don't burn as fast. They taste much better than lights, which are for bitches and queermofagsexuals. Mediums are usually bought when there are no reds available.
2.)
Marlboro Red Jr... Life's short, smoke up,
kiddos.
Kid: Evening fine sir, a pack of Marlboro Reds please.
Clerk: You look kinda young, lemme get some ID.
Kid: I meant mediums, sorry.
Clerk:
Oh aight, that'll be $8.50.
Inner thought: Finally, a store that sells smokes.
Me: Really, you only got two types of cigarettes?
Clerk: Yeah? You want
Camel lights or
Marlboro mediums?
Me: Uhh... the mediums... What are you, retarded?
Clerk: Excuse me? This is a fine wine store you know.
Me: Look. I don't care if your gay, just gimme da smokes.
