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Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.

but I have one question. why are you looking up maths on urban dictionary?

John: My math teacher is abusing me!

John's Dad: Its OK, all math teachers are like that.

Without math, this world would be a lot more peaceful

Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?

Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!

Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...

Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .

Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.

You know the happenings, homies just yappin' and
Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again
You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change

At my man's wake, she said the eulogy
After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly
Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math
Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's
Nas I Am