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Define Maypole Meaning

Maypole
the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.
By Florance
Maypole
When a male over 6'6" stands calm as a nun while 5+ LSC members traipse around, on, and/or down him in a circle. To take place in a crowded bar with boas if readily available.

All the sluts did the maypole at the bar with Jeff "MayDay" last weekend.
By Patti
Painted Maypole
a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET
By Tillie
Maypole Smuggler
a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed
By Horatia
Sanding His Maypole
Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."
By Daniella
Maypole Dancing
The term for the song fucking hardest shit you will ever attempt to do that you may or may not ever be forced to try

When my group tried maypole dancing on medieval day, we ended up with a huge knot, four scraped knees, one person caught in a tangle of ribbons and way too many people crying of frustration. And we thought it looked simple.
By Natalie