Define Mca Meaning

Massachusetts Child Abuse System

A rapper from the rap group Beastie Boys has a very deep voice and New York accent, real name is Adam Yauch, pronounced Yaw-k or Yau-k.

a standardized test in Mass that you need to pass to graduate, may be recognized with the feeling of being so bored you want to stick your #2 pencils in your nostrils and pretend to be a walrus

Stands for: Massachusetts Comprehensive Assessment System
A standardized test that must be passed to graduate high school in Massachusetts. While the high school curriculum is tailored to the material on the exam, most questions can be answered with a basic understanding of the English language and a minimal amount of common sense. Many people (parents) protest its existence because they think their kid won't pass, but all students know that it's a great waste of a week of school. While you do get almost four hours to do it in, most people finish in the first twenty and spend the remaining time reading, sleeping, or drawing dirty pictures on their desk with a whole box of #2 pencils.

Abbreviation for Might Crash Anytime Soon. A faulty software system responsible for the crashing of multiple Boeing 737-MAX aircraft.

A standardized test imposed by Massachusetts.
Massachusetts
Comprehensive
Assessment
System
Or as referred to by most K-12 students;
My
Children
Are
Stupid

3rd member of the triumvirate called the Beastie Boys
He's got the deep Brooklyn accent

see also Adam Yauch

Middle child abuse - discrimination against middle children.

Megalomaniac Careprovider Activation, when a patient has a doctor who overestimates their own intelligence and importance to the point that the doctor insists the patient has made up their symptoms for attention, because only a doctor is dumb enough to believe that someone would stop eating everything that tastes good and stop being about to leave the house or be around any human beings at all for attention. The first documented case of MCA was Dr. Peter Valent, an absolute sociopath who is on a mission to make sure that no one receives the medical care they need and that disabled people are mocked endlessly by their doctors.

verb (often all capital letters)

1) Maximum Collision Assurance System
2) Low quality synthetic longitudinal stability system that guarantees you will lawn dart without immediate recognition and subsequent action of pitch trim runaway.