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Define Meat Pole Meaning

Meat Pole
Male cock usually 8-12 inches in length and 2 inches wide. (predominantly black)

Dude Jade rode that meat pole like fuckin sea biscuit
By Blair
Meat Pole
a cock usually 8-12 inches in length. (mostly black)

that slut was riding that meat pole like an all-star
By Dorena
Cut Meat Pole
Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.

Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??
By Elizabeth
Meat Pole De Enorme
Term for a massive shlong. A term used for people who sit on the toilet and their penis dives into the water.

Mom: Hey Jerry, why are the front of your shorts wet?
Jerry: You would understand if you had a meat pole de enorme.
By Sharla
Batman's Taking Robin For A Slide Down The Meat Pole
Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
By Elsi
Pole Meat
Venacular term for, "Stripper."

That bitch izza hot piece of pole meat.
By Alejandrina
Meat Pole Mountaineer
A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?
By Renate