1.) Through much work and discipline I have reached a state of Medulla MyWangGotta. Hence my wang is the lightest object in the known universe... only a brief thought will raise it to the highest level.
2.)
Vann: "Hey check this out!... Its got the
escape velocity of a
Saturn V rocket!"
Mike: "Dude, I think I drank to much absinthe.."
Vann: "No way ass, I've been practicing
Medulla MyWangGotta !"