Define Menards Meaning

a place to save big money at. also known as a midwestern hardware store.

A midwestern hardware store that has become an insult due to it's arrangement and bad commercial.

1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".

2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.

3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.

A type of store run by mask-Nazis. These types of stores often require you to wear a mask even if you have a medical condition that makes wearing a mask dangerous or impossible. Named after the hardware store Menards.

Over pouring the liqour in one person's drink/shot when sharing a bottle of booze to get them way drunker than you.

n. Menard, Menards

1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.

adj. Menarded

1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded

A man's lower extremity. Created in the 1980's by radio announcer Denny Schaffer to refer to the area where a man might be hit during an accident or altercation. (derived from the same name of a midwestern hardware store)

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.

A fat ugly mother fucker who thinks he's the shit, even though he has no friends and doesn't notice it. He just pushes himself onto you.

Enormous breasts, the owner of which is reputed to have achieved career and/or scholastic success by her buxomness and prurience rather than by her intellect or ability.