Police-Open up, it's the police!
Man-I can't, I'm working in my meth lab. Come back in an hour
Police-You did hear me say I'm the police, didn't you?
By Sissy
Meth Lab Explosion
An explosion that takes place within a meth lab. Usually caused by some dumbass kicking over some chemicals cause they decided to get high one to many times. The explosion kills most of the people inside or gives them severe chemical burns and blinds them.
"Hey dude, pass me some meth."
"OK"
(10 minutes later)
"I think I'm gonna go get a beer."
(kicks over dangerous chemicals)
"SHIT"
(meth lab explosion)
police find bodies
By Atalanta
Sure, At The Meth Lab.
When someone says something completely weird or absurd you must quickly respond with the phrase "Sure, at the meth lab" like he/she was high on crystal meth when this happened.
Girl: Last night I had a dream where I rode a pink dragonfly.
Boy: Sure, at the meth lab.
By Suzy
Dirty Meth Lab
The dirty meth lab is when you go to the local pay by the hourmotel and pick out a woman with no teeth. You then pull out your cock and tell her to puff on this.
WOW I had quit a night at the Cadillac Motel I found the dirty meth lab in virginia. She puffed the magic dragon...
By Delcine
Meth Lab Central
A reference to a town strategically located on I-44 only sixty-eight miles from downtown St. Louis, Missouri. One of the few cities, which are considered to be the Methamphetamine Capitol of the United States, since the turn of the new millennium (2000's).
Native to the midwest region of the United States, particularly Iowa. After sex wait for your partner to leave the room. When she does let one rip and seal it under the covers. It is vital that the fart be contained completely under the covers. When she returns offer her some of the covers. Release the fart and exclaim KABOOM!
Your cock. After the song Meth Lab Zoso Sticker which the writerclaimed was about male sexual bravado. Announcing to the all the women in town he has something for them.
Got a meth lab Zoso sticker rolled up in my pocket, got a 7 inch trigger finger don’t know how to stop it, got a one way pile driver no where left to use it....... got a genuine mother maker .....
And I’m giving it all to you.