To be taken home by a female who implies that sexual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue balls. After hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to "get a drink" ie let you get the fuck out. You take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess...
Cam: "Dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow."
When the female is laying on her back, the male takes the undone sheets, wraps his dick in it, and puts all of it inside the female.
I love sheeting my girlfriend because it makes my dick feel like it's in an oven.
By Alejandrina
Sheeting
When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.
If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.
Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!
