n. impractical French unit of length based roughly on the circumference of the earth. Supporters claim that metres (and other metric measures) are more practical than Imperial measures despite the invention of the 'metric foot' (0.3 metres) and the 'metric yard' (0.9 metres), which defy the point of metrication.
Give them 25.4 millimetres and they'll take 1.6093 kilometres!
By Abby
Social Metre
A metre for how long a person can be in a social situation for, once it's drainedits time to leave
Person 1: I'm gonna go
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My social metres drained, need to recharge
By Corie
Maco Metre
(Pronounced mah-co-me-tah)
A Trinbagonian word which describes an imaginary and innate instrument whereby someone (a "maco" or "farse" person) is able to detect an opportunity to eavesdrop.
Metree is a beautiful person but can be stuck up and bitchy. She’s acts like a dude. She knows what she wants and gets what she wants… sometimes. But she is a good friend and a loving person. She has no chill and doesn’t keep her thoughts to herself.