The scale used to determine
the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.
10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF
9: Moreno--very BA
8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy
7: Ramirez--pretty cool
6: Castillo--cool but not
BAMFy at all
5: Flores--nice person
4: Mendoza--decent but not good
3: Castro--a bit asanine
2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly
1: Gomez--what an idiot!
If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool.
I'd hate to be
Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.
