Manuel is usually a fat Mexican he usually spends his time taking poops because of how many ants live in his butt, he is contagious and very deadly. He works for the military he is the military’s
secret weapon he is a tank they
feed him expired ribs and then pull his finger.
Soldier 1 : There’s too many of them we can’t take them all!
Captain :
I never thought this day would come BRING OUT
MANUEL!
Soldier 2 : but sir he can
wipe out whole countries!
Captain : FIRE!