Most people think of
mexican people as poor but let me tell you mi amigo mexican people are the richest race in the world, I mean how else where they able to jump the border and keep hidden from the police? Exactly you don't know because you aren't as rich as them. Next time a mexican assaults you with a
chancla you should feel blessed they'll also make you some tacos and give you tequila because they don't like it when you run away from the assault or fight back so they MUST
fatten you up first so remember mi
frends next time an illegal immigrant tries to take your money thank them because they don't need your money but they're still giving you their time and you should really be thankful
Example:
Mexican people: hola mi
fren do you mind if I assault you with mi
chancla? :D
Whiteperson:
HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE
Mexican person: Don't worry I give you taco first :D