When you masturbate and, upon ejaculation, lose track of some of
the fluid so that you either can't
find it and
give up, or it appears later in a completely surprising location.
Me: So I was jacking off last night, but I had an MH370 and
I'm not sure where some of the jizz went...
Them: Did you give up looking for it?
Me: No, I
found it a few hours later on
the other side of my room...
