A gene that allows bloated,
out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family.
Tito’s Vodka and
boxed wine enhance this gene.
“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while
jogging on the
treadmill and doing a
podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”