Mr. Obama: "We need a
jedi mind meld with the republicans 'America shall
live long and prosper for this is not the budget you are looking for"
Joe Biden: "Oh no you didn't"
On the other side of the galaxy
Captian Kirk: "I felt a great
disturbance in the Force......, as if the president said something dumb and millions of nerd voices suddenly cried out in laughter and suddenly started making new memes. I fear something terrible has happened."