Define Intercepting Meaning

Intercepting
the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.

We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!
By Elana
Interception
Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.

Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions
By Estell
Interception
When you steal someone elses girl or girlfriend (commonly used among Football Jocks)

jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!

jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field

jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though
By Evey
Interception
When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.

Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"


Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.

Person 2: INTERCEPTION!
By Vitia
Interception
a pass thrown to the wrong team

every time kelsey is quarterback she throws an interception
By Crissy
Interception
When a man is about to ejaculate on a woman's face, and she catches the jizz and throws it back in his face.

Don't tell anyone bro, but after I came on her face, she went for the interception. Who does that?!
By Rita
Intercept
Verb

To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it.

John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"

Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."
By Zandra
Interception
When you try to ejaculate in a girls mouth, miss, and get it to land in another girls mouth.

I was getting it on in the air plane when some girl got an interception with my cum shot
By Wilhelmina
Intercept
WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT INTERCEPT MEANS?!!?!?!?! IT MEANS NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

You dont need to know what intercept fucking means
By Kizzie
The Interception
when you are receiving head and when you are about to cum you pull out turn to either side tilt up and back away cumming into the air then swipping it out of mid air with your hand and smacking the girl across the face with it

interception i totally used the interception that skank lastnight
By Ursa