A creature referenced in numerous obscure works by a variety of fantasy authors. The
minnix is described as being
blatantly homosexual, a notorious lazy
scurve, a blue falcon, and lacking any useful skills other than the ability to do numerous air squats. The minnix is reported to inhabit subtropical regions of North America such as Florida.
Frodo's journey to Mt. Doom was impeded by a particularly troublesome
minnix, who although male, dressed as a female and
scurved out of any work that he came across.
