1. Reporter: "Mrs Clinton, in order to look tough and courageous, you claimed you entered Bosnia under
sniper fire, but there is film of you stepping off a plane and being greeted by a welcoming party - no
gunfire anywhere."
Hillary: "I admit I may have misspoke."
2. Bill: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
Monica Lewinsky: "I gave the President blow-jobs in
the Oval Office, and he stuck cigars up my vagina and masterbated me with them."
Bill: "It wasn't sex, but I admit I did a little Miss poke."
Reporter: "And what about Jennifer Flowers?"
Bill: "Well, I thought her cunt was vase so I stuck my stalk into it. That wasn't sex - it was just ikebana."