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Define The Oval Office Meaning

Oval Office
A toilet

OMG WTF! You clogged the oval office!
By Elita
The Oval Office
The toilet

guy#1: Hey, where were you?

guy#2: I was pooping in the oval office !!
By Louisette
Oval Office
a slang term for the vagina

Mr. Lincoln loves to work in the Oval Office
By Sandye
The Oval Office
A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.

The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.
By Ag
Oval Office
The toilet. This word is usually associated with excessive vomiting due to massive intake of alcohol, a hangover, or projectile diarrhea

Jimmy totally dominated the oval office after 18 beers and $25 worth of Taco Bell.
By Mahalia
Oval Office
Most people might not know this (well maybe you do) but the White House is actually a huge mental institute, home to the USA's biggest crackpots. The Oval Office is the maximum security cell-the biggest one of them all, and it's home to "Inmate F.U.C.K.T.A.R.D." also known as George Bush.

...So yeah, stay away from the Oval Office.
By Julia
Obamas' In The Oval Office
referring to turds in the toilet

yo nigga! who the fuck left Obamas' in the Oval Office? remember next time to flush!
By Delores
Oval Office Grab-ass
A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.

President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".
By Theodora
Taking Obama To The Oval Office
A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
By Greta
Finger Painting The Oval Office
Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.
By Alvera