1) Someone who whishes they were Cockney so they can be cool, famous
Mockney's include Guy Richie, Jamie Oliver,
Lilly Allen, and Obvoiously
Kate Nash.
Mockney Singer - Someone who puts on a fake cockney accent while singing to try and seem cool most commonly done in indie music, under the illusion it makes them seem troubled and world weary, but in reality just makes people seem like utter poser wankers
James "Oh! Hello famous singer slash song writer
Kate Nash, how are you?"
Kate Nash "'Allo
me old china plate - wot say we pop round the Jack tar. I'll stand you a pig's ear and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the
dickory hits twelve"
James "fuck you, Mockney wanker"