Define Mort Meaning

An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.

an annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.

Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.

used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.

A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)

1. (noun) A degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy
2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.

word used to describe girls only just above the legal age of sexual consent whose promiscuity is evident from the way they dress, act and carry themselves in public. Boys will use this word to display their desire for a sexual encounter with such a female.

A man who is completely without spine in the sense that he is a complete doormat. Also known as a doormort.

A mort is an unusually big vagina wart, also know as a pussy pimple.

that morning fart that happens after you leave the residence of some chick. you have to hold in your gas all night, but when you leave that next morning on the walk of shame, you can let that mort rip in relief. it usually is much longer and louder than the average fart.

Member of an exclusive friendship group which is renowned for drinkin loads, doin criminal damage, pissin people off who dont matter, and nobbin random slags.

Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.