Define Mr. Clean Meaning

A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.

The only entity alive to make cleaning look sexy

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.

A sexual maneuver in which the person administering oral fills his/her mouth full of toothpaste beforehand. This leaves the dick in a minty fresh state.

Noun:

1. A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, wiser than Solomon, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

2. A man who resembles in physical appearance the Mr. Clean of Proctor & Gamble cleaning products advertising.

Adj.

1. Describing attributes of one who is opposed to racism, tyranny, injustice, and haters.

A sex move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner's anal in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the anal.

When a girl performs oral sex and leaves your penis polished to perfection. A Wet Shinny Dick.

To squirt one half bottle of dawn dish soap into your ass and fart it out all over your lover.

Term for men who shaved their heads too shiny, that light reflects on them.
Named after a brand of detergent and cleaners with a bald man as the mascot.

Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.