Mr. C. M. Cockblock
Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight
Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (
winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too
douchey to write lol)