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Define Mr. Softie Meaning

Mr. Softie
the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!
By Nikkie
Mr. Softie
another name for Mr. bill Gates CEO of Microsoft

mr. softie beats core hog 's & screams @ http ( lingo writers ) and snorts @ C++ guys, I want BUG free code or no one goes home.. BACK to BACK all-nighters!!!!
By Valeda
Mr. Softie
Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.
By Sonny
Mr. Softy
A soft, flaacid penis.

She had to tug a little extra on Mr. Softy to get him to stand at attention.
By Raven
Mr. Softy
Soft stools with ass discomfort related to repeated wipes

After the road trip I'm still having a Mr. Softy
By Lorenza