Define Muskeg Meaning

Swampy bogland. (Or boggy swampland.)

this is the title given to fat women in their mid forties who do not shower as often as any other human worth a shit does. these women dismiss most, if not all hygienic routines from their daily lives and regularly wears bowl cuts or dike cuts with bleach blond streaks in it.

often miss-interpreted as an overweight trailer-trash lesbian.

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter

A condition caused by constantly being submerged in swamp water. Symptoms of which include itchy red swollen feet, and loose fibers within the urethra. A pre-cursor to this condition may also be seen as boots filled with muskeg.

Performing oral sex in below freezing temperatures where ones mustache freezes to another's pubic hair.