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Define My Dick Hurts Meaning

My Dick Hurts
Means you are in a foul mood, angry.

Man my favourite team lost, My dick hurts now!
By Jess
The Way You're On My Dick Must Really Hurt Your Knees
Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons
By Korie