The product of a
flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a
rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and
get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope,
I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
