Swedish for "No".
Used when you are fed up of someone, no matter what they are doing to annoy you.
Saying "Nej" (Pronounced "
Ney" or "
Nay" depending on accents) will automatically make you right in any situation and anyone in the same room at the time of this word being announced will never annoy you for the rest of the day.
This seemingly magical theorum works every time unless the person(s) is a total douchebag(s), in which case they can be
silenced by a simple broken neck.
Annoying Guy: "I love milk though. Chickens should produce milk. Can you
imagine that? :D"
Annoyed Person #1: "Shut the hell up already!"
Annoying Guy: "FREEDOM OF SPEECH!"
Annoyed Person #2: "Nej."
Annoying Guy has either had a sudden
heart attack, or "Nej." has once again saved someone from a minor annoyance.