Define New Facebook Meaning

New Facebook
The new facebook layout that has everything crammed onto one page and that no one likes. Everyone was much happier with the old facebook, and now we're forced to use this new piece of shit.

By Cheslie
New Facebook

A: DId u see teh new facebook?
B: YEa...its total shit
By Josy
New Facebook

New Facebook
By Sela
The New Facebook
The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.

"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"
By Carolynn
New Facebook
Inferior new design for Facebook. Not half as good as the original Facebook.

By Cammie
The New Facebook Chat
the most retarted thing facebook has ever done removing the little hidy box and replacing it with a huge rertarted peice of shit the mongs around the side of your screen it was desgin to be helpfull but turn out to be a huge fucktard that does nothing but be a complete drugy

just go to facebook and youll see the new facebook chat
By Rosalynd
Facebook News
The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
By Inez
The New Facebook
Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.

Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.
By Katrinka