Yo dawg I got fired again at my job. Ya? What happened this time? Well the boss
man said I most laziest person he had ever seen before that I must have had a bad case of niggeritis.
OR
My parents asked me to helped them lift some boxes and I told them I had niggeritis.
OR
The door bell rang and I couldn't even get up to answer the door. I had the worst case known to man of niggeritis.