Being lazy is not an affliction; it is a blessing. Those of us who embrace laziness soon wonder why we tried so long to deny ourselves its
comforts. People are fucked, the world is fucked, so
sit back and light up.
What else you got to do?
Laziness:
Bro 1: You
lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "
The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.
Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my
airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.